January 2012
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Welp there’s one hour left until 2012.
And here I am stitting in my room, switching between Tumblr and Ocarina of Time.
Perfect way to spend New Year’s Eve!
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Reblog if you are still in 2011!
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
December 2011
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Atheism Shit That Blows: America, you crazy →
As a European I have no problems being an atheist most of the time. My mother works for the freaking church (as a clerk, but still - she is on that trip) and we have a harmonious relationship in which I only pipe up when she infringes on something I know more about. She thinks it is wonderful I…
Europe sounds really wonderful. I wish things were that simple over here in America.
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in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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YES I finally won Epona from Ingo
I’m completely retarded so it took me three days to win that damn race
But I did it so FUCK YOU INGO
Now I can actually go places without it taking me half an hour to get anywhere
When you drive by tall buildings
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Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
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when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there’s ghosts
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No Excuses - Help me fight sexism in the atheist... →
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Posted in Christina says…
December 30, 2011 at 10:00 am - Christina
Up until now, this lady has stayed completely out of any discussion of the atheist/skeptical community and misogyny/sexism.
I didn’t want to get involved. I felt that people wrote enough words, discussing sexism to the point of overwhelming inanity. I stayed out of elevatorgate,...
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the only problem i have with matt smith is his decision to wear clothes all the time
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my mom when i get a 90 on a test: honey im so proud of you!! my little straight a student awww do you want anything special for dinner? pizza maybe? aww i love you
my mom when i get an 89 on a test: YOU ARE A COMPLETE FAILURE YOURE GONNA END UP AT CLOWN COLLEGE AND BE A JANITOR IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH YOUR LIFE I CANT BELIEVE I RAISED SUCH AN IDIOT
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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The internet is so convenient
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what the fuck should i make for dinner
what the fuck should i listen to now
what the fuck should i do today
what the fuck should i do with my life
don’t forget
what the fuck’s the weather forecast
THIS IS SO AWESOME.
BLESS
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