March 2012
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brasillian:
once my brother read this book for his reading club from 2nd grade and it was the story of a mole who woke up with poop on its head and the whole story was it asking animals if they were the ones who did it and they were like “no my poop is like this” and then they pooped and showed how their poop was different than the one on the moles head
and this book has already been translated...
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dorothy-cotton:
m4ge:
notreallykira:
greengrey:
vanboobsenstein:
speakgirl:
weirdsociology:
dazaibrosamu:
fluxcapacitoppar:
autumn-and-eve:
rosemannequin:
homorobotica:
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up...
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Social Anxiety test. →
quick-wittedfailure:
theprettygoodgatsby:
snoulers:
sassy-gay-ghirahim:
yuribabes:
weirdbologna:
elizzibeth:
butts-enthusiast:
moonsyrin:
watchmyworld-dissolve:
forever-a-trenchcoat:
samfordean:
Huh. I got a 24.
uuhh 41
Scores in the 41 - 50 range indicate severe Social Anxiety
are you sure?
I mean… I really don’t think I’m that bad..
25 - mild social anxiety :o
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aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
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February 2012
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“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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moscovitzed:
talents:
having feelings about fictional characters
overidentifying with fictional characters
doodling fictional characters in the margins of everything
writing incoherent rants about fictional characters
loving/hating fictional characters for what they’ve done to me
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Well my vision is still blurry, I’m still exhausted, everything hurts, and I don’t see any reason to even get out of bed. This should be a lovely day.
For some reason I’m not being allowed to skip school today, but I probably can tomorrow. So that’s something at least.
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Now I have an itch on my back that’s underneath the skin and can’t actually be scratched
Isn’t that just the cherry on the shit sundae
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theprettygoodgatsby replied to your post: theprettygoodgatsby replied to your post: Fuck I’m…
I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEST DAMN SPIRIT HUG. YOUR SPIRIT WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT IT. But no I do kind of feel your pain. I actually failed chemistry this year. it got crazy hard right after the day my school stopped letting you drop classes. not a good time
That spirit hug was more reassuring than any...
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theprettygoodgatsby replied to your post: Fuck I’m exhausted and sick and falling way behind…
WHY CANT I COMFORTINGLY HUG OVER THE INTERNET.
That’s something the Internet needs to get fixed
But we can hug in spirit
Believe it or not that means a lot to me
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Fuck I’m exhausted and sick and falling way behind in chemistry to the point where I should probably just drop the course and it’s not even just chemistry it’s everything because I’ve been so sick lately and at this rate I’ll never get a decent education or get into college and my parents just spent at least an hour bitching at me over some comment I made on Facebook...
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
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theprettygoodgatsby:
the-law-is-not-mocked:
theprettygoodgatsby:
I have found that I fluctuate in my religious beliefs
well doesnt that just figure
dude same here
i guess we’ll figure it out
eventually
i switch between atheism and a variation of deism
like
what the fuck self
no one’s deist anymore
I don’t believe in any gods, but if there is a god then all he did was get...
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
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Watchtheprettygoodgatsby:
joshishollywood:
^^^
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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my 2012 election slogan
time-traveling-unicorns:
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
agreed
How do homophobes survive on the internet?
theprettygoodgatsby:
iron-wang:
Because from my side of the internet, there’s gay everywhere.
Everywhere.
There’s gay in every tag, you assume every fanfic reader/writer likes slash unless told otherwise, and then if they don’t read slash you are startled. People ship salad, you are more likely to be told to go fuck yourself if you don’t like gay.
Like seriously, how do homophobes even...
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I have 144 fragments right now
I’m so close
I could get the rest tonight if I wanted to
but screw it I’ve been hogging the PS3 for the past 8 hours
I guess I should let my little brother have a turn
poop
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The clock puzzles in Final Fantasy XIII-2
These things are pure hell. I wonder if I’m the only one having trouble with them.
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intothetoybox:
sugoi-stuck:
spy-pie1408:
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how to decode a person with an anxiety disorder
ktjayne:
melshardae:
euclase:
things we are trying to do all the time:
be safe
things we can’t help but do all the time:
second-guess ourselves
behave impulsively and reactively
take everything personally
worry
worry
worry
have difficulty accepting compliments
have difficulty reciprocating friendly gestures
have difficulty finding the courage to respond
have difficulty not being...
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